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A man wakes-up in the hospital, bandaged from head to foot.
The doctor comes in and says, 'Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. ... more
Vatican Press Release
“Be all Women informed that lying in bed, naked, entangled with somebody and screaming: "God!" or "Oh God!" or ... more
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but ... more
Boss, to four of his employees: "I'm really sorry, but I'm going to have to let one of you go."
Black Employee: "I'm a protected ... more
I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes you just ... more
My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby ... more
After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for
Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my ... more
When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive....so, I took her to a gas station.....
and then the ... more
A little kid asks his father, "Daddy, is God a man or a woman?"
"Both son. God is both." After awhile the kid comes again and asks, ... more
A man with a gun goes into a bank and demands their money.
Once he is given the money, he turns to a customer and asks: 'Did you see me rob ... more
A little kid asks his father, "Daddy, is God a man or a woman?" "Both son. God is both." After awhile the kid comes again and asks, "Daddy, is God ... more
A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience. He said, 'The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my ... more
Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F and G are the letters used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out ... more
Fuck is good fuck is funny.
All the people fuck for money. If you think fuck is funny fuck yourself and save the money ... more
A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party ... more
The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, "Hello."
"Mrs. Ward, please." "Speaking." "Mrs. Ward, this is Doctor Jones at ... more
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