Condoms- Good day, five boxes of condoms, please!
- Yes, of course. Do you want a bag?
- No, really is a very nice girl .... ... more
Bag
2 votes
former wifeAt a party a guy teases the husband of his newly former wive:
- Hey, buddy, you like second-hand goods?
- Everything's OK: after the first 2 inches ... more
former wife
0 votes
Mother and daughterSince the daughter act weird lately, a mother takes her to a psychologist:
- Dear Madam, your daughter is already 18 years old and need ... more
Mother and daughter
0 votes
If the mountain comes to you and you are not Mohammed ....< br />
Run !!!!.... is landslide! ... more
0 votes
Wife: I'll buy those expensive tires when you have a junk car?
Husband: Do not make a case out of it! What, was I crying when you buy a new ... more
2 votes
Have a lifeI have Facebook, Twitter, Google Plus, Messenger, Skype...
- Do you have a life?
-OMG! No! Send me the link! ... more
have a life
4 votes
Teen-aged nephew:
- Grandpa, do you still have sex with grandma ?
- Yes, my dear, but oral sex only...
- How's that, grandpa ... more
1 votes
A man wakes-up in the hospital, bandaged from head to foot.
The doctor comes in and says,
'Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. ... more
12 votes
Vatican Press Release
“Be all Women informed that lying in bed, naked, entangled with somebody and screaming: "God!" or "Oh God!" or ... more
17 votes
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but ... more
7 votes
Boss, to four of his employees: "I'm really sorry, but I'm going to have to let one of you go."
I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes you just ... more
24 votes
My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby ... more
13 votes
After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for
Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my ... more
19 votes
When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive....so, I took her to a gas station.....